Need new clothes but absolutely hate going shopping? Don’t worry, online shopping is here to save the day.
1. You don’t even have to get up
Your favourite spot on the sofa is safe. You don’t have to waste half the weekend getting there, standing in traffic and then looking for parking in central London. Forget those times when you’d get to Oxford Street feeling like you just ran a marathon, that is a feeling of the past…unless you need clothes for running a marathon.
2. Everything is one place
No more having to get socks on one floor then having to go on an expedition to find pants on the fifth. All the categories you could ever need are in front of your eyes.
3. No awful changing rooms
You can change in the comfort of your own room. No more having to put everything on the only peg and then getting confused about which ones fitted and which didn’t.
4. …and no more of those silly curtains which never fully close
What the hell is up with that? No more putting on jeans with one hand, trying to keep the curtain closed with the other and avoiding eye contact with people who can clearly see you changing. Be free in your own room, be free!
5. No more shop assistants
You can look at clothes in peace without someone creeping up behind you and being overly cheery. And they most certainly won’t be coming up and asking you how you’re doing when you’re changing. We can change on our own thank-you-very-much.
6. Changing clothes is easier
If something you like is the wrong size you don’t have to take them off, change into your own clothes, go out, look for the right size, go back and start the whole process again. You arrange a return and resume couch potato position.
7. There will always be your size somewhere
No more ‘I’m sorry we don’t have this in your size in this store, but the one across town definitely has it. I’m sure if you leave now you’ll get there before it closes’. If one website doesn’t have something, chances are the other hundred websites will.
8. So much more choice
Each website will have different things. There will be some things from one brand on one website, then completely different things on another. Spoilt!
No more having to decide between watching the football or having new pants. Now you can do both! And it will take a fraction of the time. Pants, click, buy, boom, done.
10. Sales are longer
Things are cheaper for longer online. Some websites still have Christmas sales on. Winning!